Wie sollte man sich bei der unausweichlichen Zombieapokalypse verhalten?

[Thymon]

Immerhin anderthalb Monate überlebt, das hätte ich mir nicht zugetraut.


The zombie outbreak has begun!

Day 0: You are alone and afraid.
Day 1: You are attacked by a zombie... you fight it off.
Day 8: You see a zombie you recognize.
Day 9: You take supplies off a dead body.
Day 16: You encounter some survivors... they take your stuff.
Day 27: You are swarmed by zombies... you fight them off.
Day 31: You hide while a few zombies pass.
Day 35: You are attacked by a zombie... you fight it off.
Day 40: You are injured by a booby trap.
Day 42: You see a car rush past on the road.
Day 44: You are swarmed by zombies... you have been bitten.
Day 45: You die... you zombify.

You take your place among the zombie hoards.

[Kendogan]

Ha, komplett ohne fremde Hilfe überlebt Dafür die gesamten Waffenvorräte der Bundeswehr gefunden

Achtung Spoiler:

The zombie outbreak has begun!

Day 0: You are alone and afraid.
Day 8: You find some ammo.
Day 15: You find a first-aid kit.
Day 18: You find some ammo.
Day 19: You see a zombie you recognize.
Day 21: You find a first-aid kit.
Day 31: You hide while a few zombies pass.
Day 40: You find an unlooted store.
Day 42: You get lost while searching for supplies.
Day 50: You find a hunting knife.
Day 55: You find a rifle and ammo.
Day 59: You find a pistol and ammo.
Day 60: You see a car rush past on the road.
Day 66: You see a zombie you recognize.
Day 67: You find a reinforced shelter.
Day 70: You find a machete.
Day 96: You get lost while searching for supplies.
Day 98: You find a pistol and ammo.
Day 100: You see a car rush past on the road.
Day 121: You find an overturned ambulance.
Day 123: You are attacked by a zombie... you fight it off.
Day 130: You hear gunfire off in the distance.
Day 131: You find a pistol and ammo.
Day 175: You encounter some survivors... they run you off.
Day 194: You find an overturned ambulance.
Day 196: You find a pistol and ammo.
Day 205: You find a reinforced shelter.
Day 269: You are running low on supplies.
Day 285: You find more food.
Day 288: You hide while a hoard of zombies pass.
Day 365: FEMA has arrived.

You have survived the zombie apocalypse!

[Slaan]

Zombie Apocalypse Individual Life Outcome Simulator (ZAILOS)

Wie lange überlebt ihr?
Ich habs nur 20 Tage bis zum Zombie-Biss geschafft.

Day 0: You are alone and afraid.
Day 6: You see a car rush past on the road.
Day 7: You encounter some survivors... they shoot you.
Day 8: You die... you zombify.

>_>

[Slaan]

Zweiter versuch, ich gebs direkt auf bevor ich an Tag 0 sterb

Day 0: You are alone and afraid.
Day 3: You are swarmed by zombies... you are torn apart.

You are now dead.

[[VK]]

Das Ding ist viel zu Amerikanisch. In Europa würde die Apokalypse eh komplett anders ablaufen. Menschen würden sich in Kloster und Burgen hinter dicken Mauern in Sicherheit bringen. Von da aus wird dann die Zivilisation wieder aufgebaut...

[fuchs87]

In Amerika hat man den Vorteil, dass die Bevölkerungsdichte weit geringer ist als in Europa - ein einsames Plätzchen lässt sich dort leichter finden. In Deutschland hat man alle paar Kilometer ein Dorf, also potentielle Zombies. Kloster und Burgen gibt es zwar, aber viel zu wenig und wenn sich ein Sogeffekt darauf einstellt, können diese schnell überrant werden.

[LazyJay]

Darf ja auch keine Baufällige Burg sein.

[Atlas]

Keine Burg ist hilfreich bei einem Zombieausbruch. Die Toten stapeln sich einfach die Mauern hoch.

[fuchs87]

Die Toten sind ja zunächst auch nicht das einzige Problem. Es wird massenweise Überlebende geben, die eben in einer Burg Schutz suchen möchten. Falls die Tore geschlossen sind, wir zur Not versucht, die Burg zu erobern.

[SvenBvBFan]

Day 0: You are alone and afraid.
Day 2: You encounter some survivors... they shoot you.
Day 3: You die... you zombify.



Day 0: You are alone and afraid.
Day 1: You are swarmed by zombies... you have been bitten.
Day 2: You die... you zombify.




Day 0: You are alone and afraid.
Day 5: You see a car rush past on the road.
Day 6: You see a car rush past on the road.
Day 9: You get lost while searching for supplies.
Day 16: You find a hunting knife.
Day 18: You find a reinforced shelter.
Day 19: You get hit by a car.
Day 25: You are swarmed by zombies... you fight them off.
Day 26: You find a hammer.
Day 32: You encounter some survivors... they run you off.
Day 38: You are attacked by a zombie... you fight it off.
Day 54: You hide while a few zombies pass.
Day 57: You hide while a few zombies pass.
Day 66: You see a car rush past on the road.
Day 76: You find more food.
Day 80: You are attacked by a zombie... you fight it off.
Day 81: You find a first-aid kit.
Day 106: You are attacked by a zombie... you fight it off.
Day 109: You see a helicopter fly overhead.
Day 114: You are attacked by a zombie... you fight it off.
Day 139: You find a machete.
Day 148: You are attacked by a zombie... you fight it off.
Day 170: You find an unlooted store.
Day 172: You encounter some survivors... you band together.
Day 190: You find a first-aid kit.
Day 221: You find a reinforced shelter.
Day 232: You find some ammo.
Day 254: You take supplies off a dead body.
Day 291: You find more food.
Day 325: You get hit by a car.
Day 365: FEMA has arrived.

[Gullix]

...also, Tag 42 von anderen erschossen

[LazyJay]

Komisch ist auch das so viele immer von anderen erschossen werden aber nie kommt you shoot a other surviver.
Da stimmt doch was nicht

[Stroit]

The zombie outbreak has begun!

Day 0: You are alone and afraid.
Day 3: You hear gunfire off in the distance.
Day 4: You get hit by a car.
Day 5: You see a car rush past on the road.
Day 6: You encounter some survivors... they shoot you.
Day 7: You die... you zombify.


Läuft ja überragend.

[Slaan]

Day 0: You are alone and afraid.
Day 5: You find a reinforced shelter.
Day 7: You hide while a horde of zombies pass.
Day 12: You find a machete.
Day 14: You encounter some survivors... they help you.
Day 15: You see a car rush past on the road.
Day 17: You hide while a few zombies pass.
Day 20: You encounter some survivors... you band together.
Day 21: You take supplies off a dead body.
Day 26: You find an unlooted store.
Day 28: You find more food.
Day 35: You find a rifle and ammo.
Day 36: You encounter some survivors... they help you.
Day 41: You take supplies off a dead body.
Day 43: You find more food.
Day 47: You find a pistol and ammo.
Day 84: You get lost while searching for supplies.
Day 87: You find a hammer.
Day 88: You find more food.
Day 89: You find a pistol and ammo.
Day 93: You hear gunfire off in the distance.
Day 94: You encounter some survivors... they help you.
Day 103: You find an overturned ambulance.
Day 113: You find a hunting knife.
Day 114: You are running low on supplies.
Day 119: You see a zombie you recognize.
Day 129: You find a pistol and ammo.
Day 131: You find a machete.
Day 181: You find a hammer.
Day 188: You see a helicopter fly overhead.
Day 365: FEMA has arrived.

Die letzen 180 Tage einfach mal Eier geschaukelt und mit:
2x Machete
3x Pistol
1x Rifle
2x Hammer
1x Hunting Knife
verbarrikadiert

[Des Pudels Kern]

Darf ja auch keine Baufällige Burg sein.

Gemäß einschlägiger Quellen eignen sich Shopping Malls besser als Burgen. Und die gibt's überwiegend in den USA.